I Think I'm going to Like this...

After those stuck up Christians ridiculed me and refused to let me buy the secrets of their magic (they even named a "sin" after me, "simony" they call it, the sin of trying to buy a position in the church!), I continued wandering around showing off my talents in the magical arts. I've become quite popular; famous, one could say. In fact, there are some people who believe I am a god in human form! Who am I do deny these people's idea? I AM after all the only one who can use magic in the way that I can, I think I'm going to like being a god. It's not half bad! I don't have to do anything myself, and my shows sell out in a snap. You could even say that one of my magic tricks is being able to instantly sell out an entire show! Ha!

These people are a Gnostic sect, and they call themselves the Simonianists. Simonianism... I think I could get used to a REAL religion like that! I may not be able to raise myself from the dead like that Christ guy, but hey, I don't see Christ walking around anymore! Perhaps the whole Christ think was just a myth.... Ah well. Those bitter Christians. They really bug me. They just can't stand the idea of someone else being a better magician. They claim I'm not a GOD in human form, but a DEMON! Ha! Some people really are full of it.